April 27th, 2007 by ThunderDragon
Life is 10,000 bars of chocolate, 74,802 cups of tea, 123,205,750 words, and 2,475,576,000 seconds. On average, anyway.
It’s really very interesting.
In our life we will eat 15 pigs, 21 sheep, 4.5 cows and 1,201 chickens. We will drink 10,351 pints of beer and 1,694 bottles of wine - and produce 149 litres of vomit. We will read 533 books, take 7,163 baths, have sex 4,239 times, and make 1,700 friends.
It’s quite scary to see life reduced to just a ream of numbers.
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Already destroyed my average on books read
Not sure on the beer but I probably have alot of catching up to do on sex
What I object to is the feeble number of daily farts - I demand a recount !
Alan Douglas