Lib Dem-o-gram

Three Lib Dem councillors have quit the party because one of their fellow Lib Dem councillors is a strip-o-gram. “Jessica” advertises herself on her website as “a very sexy auburn professional multi-talented adult & non-adult entertainer…” and will dress up as a “Wedding Bride, French Maid/ Sexy Waitress, Schoolgirl, Sexy Biker, Sexy Nurse, Headmistress, Devil Lady, Catwoman, Jungle Jane, Sexy Secretary, Miss Whiplash, Cowgirl, Miss Santa, Sexy Horseriding lady, Vampiress, Witch, Army Girl, Bunny Girl, Sexy Gypsy Lady etc…” She also runs a £1.50-per-minute sex line.

I can’t see anything all that wrong with it, really. It’s how she earns a living, and we should not begrudge her that.

The worst thing about it just has to be that she is really unattractive.

Sources: The Telegraph, BBC

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4 Responses to “Lib Dem-o-gram”


  1. Shades

    I’ve seen worse strippers.

    The ones I saw in Canada though (often from Quebec) were often stunners.

  2. ThunderDragon

    It’s one thing to have ugly strippers in a bar where people are drunk, but this woman is expecting people to hire her especially!

  3. Gavin Corder

    I think that’s very enterprising of her. Perhaps she might consider becoming a Conservative?

  4. Ruthie

    That’s hilarious!

    And I’m sorry, I feel terrible saying this, but she really is extraordinarily unattractive. I wonder how business is?

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