Dear Santa, Love Gordon
What would Gordon Brown’s letter to Santa read like? DuSanne has a sneak peek…
My name is Gordon and everyone tells me that I am a good boy, apart from nasty people who are fibbing, and not doing proper fibs like what I do.
I don’t want much this Xmas because I got a good present already this year, but my friends are cross with me ‘cos I broke it. I was trying to look after it, honest, even my best friend (Ballsey, not the pretend one) says so.
I would like something called a ’spine’ though. Everyone says the head boy at school before me had one, but he wouldn’t let me borrow it. Lots of people got cross because he had one, even his mates, but it made him look cool. Can I have one too, pleasssssssse! …
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Maybe Santa could get him a draft resignation letter as well.