Monkeys purchase sex?
Male macaque monkeys “pay” for sex with females by grooming them, scientists have revealed.
The availability of females even affects the “price”. Where there are fewer females, males are forced to groom their partners for up to twice as long before they are able to have sex, the research found. (The Telegraph)

Those monkeys better make sure that they keep away from Harriet Harman then, or she’ll have them all locked up!

UPDATE: Wilberforce Monk has admitted that it is he who has paid for sex. He better be very careful to keep out of Harman’s way should he achieve his goal of entering Parliament!

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  1. Asp

    Not to mention keeping any Sun journalists away…

    “Grooming for sex - they need to be locked up and through away the key!”

  2. Wilberforce (Will) Monk

    Shit, I’ve been caught.

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