Jeremy Paxman is disgusted by the amount of support he receives… from his underwear. Writing to M&S CEO Stuart Rose, he said:
Like very large numbers of men in this country, I have always bought my socks and pants in Marks and Sparks.
I’ve noticed that something very troubling has happened. There’s no other way to put this. Their pants no longer provide adequate support.
When I’ve discussed this with friends and acquaintances, it has revealed widespread gusset anxiety.

Paxman is also “very concerned that they have taken their eye off the ball.” Or, rather, balls.

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  1. Jeremy

    Load of old pants!

  2. Anonymous

    Hmmm.

    Couldn’t gird my loins to post that.

    btw your Telegraph link is broken (you included the session id).

    The best way I have found is to pretend to forward the article to a friend by email (icon on page), and cut and paste the link from there.

    Matt

  3. Dominic

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