Database, Database, Whereforartthou Database?

databaseYet another database is wanted. As the always excellent Mr Eugenides says:

Really, what are we to make of this?

  • A national ID database
  • A national DNA database
  • A national children’s database (complete with extra-secure VIP area for Romeo and Brooklyn)
  • A national vehicle journey database (linked in to numberplate recognition technology to provide a total record of every car journey in the country)
  • And now a national phone, email and text message database, detailing every private communication you have made over the last 12 months.

No doubt I’ve forgotten a few, too. Wouldn’t it just be simpler and swifter to combine all these into one big super-database? Why not? I trust them. Don’t you?

Can we move back to the principles of civil liberties, freedoms like speech and movement, and personal privacy now please? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top?

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1 Response to “Database, Database, Whereforartthou Database?”


  1.   The Database Question by The ThunderDragon

    [...] government already has a whole load of databases containing our personal information, and haven’t exactly shown themselves to be all that good [...]

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