ImageI don’t understand why anyone would be attacking Princess Beatrice over her weight and how she looks in a bikini [right]. She’s hardly obese, fat, or even “chubby”. Yes, she’s hardly perfectly slim, but she’s certainly no worse than at least 90-odd per cent of the British population.

Really, ratehr than attacking her, critics should be pointing her out as an example of how women do not have to be stick-insects to be attractive. And, frankly, I think that she is far prettier than the vast majority of so-called “supermodels” who are so thin you couldn’t see them if they walked behind a lamp post.

Beatrice is in the “healthy” range, the range to which we should all aim. She’s not stupidly and disgustingly thin, but she’s not fat or obese either. She’s curvy - and that’s the body shape that most men desire.

So, frankly, I agree with Sarah Ferguson - leave Beatrice alone. In fact, I’m going to go a step further: all those critics can well and truly fuck off. Beatrice is perfectly fine as she is.