It was the talk of Westminster.
Why? No-one knows. It just was.
This truly shows that politicans don’t think about policies - just appearances. Theirs or someone elses.
Forget 42 days, 10p tax, knife crime, or anything else that actually might affect us plebs in some way. It’s all about The Hair.
Which was, actually, caused by a cycle helmet. Luckily, my cycle helmet doesn’t make me look like a prat [at least after I've taken it off].
