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Bad reputations

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There was a feature on my local news, North West Tonight, earlier this week. A woman from Oswaldtwistle had returned from her holidays to find some uninvited lodgers in her loft. Bats.

I was left slightly insulted that this classed as ‘news’. A point made worse due to the fact that only a few nights before I hadn’t been able to get to sleep - due to our resident bats having returning to roost during my holidays and chattering away all night.

For many, the thought of having bats living in proximity is a very scary thought. Blood sucking Dracula-esque they might not be; but people still think of them as dirty vermin, carrying rabies, and not a pleasant house guest. So, when the woman on NWT said she was looking forward to them returning next year (once they find a nice roost, they return annually - we’ve had ours for at least 3 years), the presenter looked a bit aghast. However, I’m with the other roost owner. They’re lovely little creatures.

The Bat Conservation trust tries to clear up a few myths - they’re not nibbling rodents, they don’t build nests, and they are very clean animals. A few times recently I’d wandered outside in the dusk, and spent a bit of time watching the bats flying around, swooping to eat the insects. They’re only tiny little things - and there were a couple of young learning to fly this year - it’s a beautiful sight.

I’d say there’s only one problem with bats - they are protected by law. Infact, the roost is protected even when they’re not it - meaning we have to be careful with any building work we wish to do. However, the authorities are keen to point out that the bat’s welfare doesn’t rank above that of humans - so we just need to careful with any planning. I think it’s a small price to pay to have such an impressive lodger.

With their reputation though, bats are rarely appreciated. And it’s the same with so many animals. Whilst on holiday, someone in our group saw a snake by the river. Following screaming, the snake slithered away. I think it was more likely to be a Western Whip snake (totally harmless) than an adder (and unfortunately it definitely wasn’t one of my relatives)- but even if it was an poisonous snake, it was never going to attack. Most (if not all) of these poisonous creates are more scared of us than we are of it - and will only attack if they’re threatened. I’m fairly sure no snake will look at a human being and think “Mmmm, dinner!”

You can’t help genuine fears, but there’s really no need to be scared of snakes. Just don’t tred on one. Still, they’ve also got a reputation as killers.

I don’t think there’s actually a point to this post for once. Still, I always like to conclude with something. So, don’t condemn wild creatures because you don’t know anything about them. Sometimes, like with my bats, you’ll actually enjoy their company.

~Asp

The Grand National

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I just had to make a bet on this years Grand National [racing at 4.15pm] after seeing the name of one particular horse that is just perfect and hilarious, considering my job, meaning that I just went and put a £10 bet on him winning:

Comply Or Die

If he wins, I get £95! w00t!

UPDATE: Comply Or Die won the Grand National! Now I just wish I’d put more on him!

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Monkeys purchase sex?
Male macaque monkeys “pay” for sex with females by grooming them, scientists have revealed.
The availability of females even affects the “price”. Where there are fewer females, males are forced to groom their partners for up to twice as long before they are able to have sex, the research found. (The Telegraph)

Those monkeys better make sure that they keep away from Harriet Harman then, or she’ll have them all locked up!

UPDATE: Wilberforce Monk has admitted that it is he who has paid for sex. He better be very careful to keep out of Harman’s way should he achieve his goal of entering Parliament!

The Greenest Car In The World…

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funny pictures

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

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A dog’s not for Christmas, it’s just for the afternoon:
Pet rental in Japan is booming. The number of companies dedicated to renting out pets in Tokyo alone has risen from 17 in 2000 to 134 today…
[A] shortage of space and apartment regulations banning animals are fuelling the demand for part-time pets.
From dogs, cats and rabbits to birds, ferrets and turtles, an eclectic array of domestic animals are currently available to rent in Japan for periods ranging one hour to a week.
And with costs as low as 1,500 yen (£6.30) an hour to rent a dog - the most popular rental animal - the practice is as accessible as it is popular. (The Telegraph)

I’m not convinced that it’s great for the animals, but it seems quite a good idea, really, as it allows people who can’t have an pet due to housing or time restrictions still enjoy the company of animals.

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Some stories just make you go “Awwww”, and this is one of them:
Six abandoned kittens have found an unexpected new mother figure - a pet rabbit.
Veterinary nurse Melanie Humble took the three-week-old kittens to her Aberdeen home.
The kittens seemed to think Summer the rabbit was their mother and began to climb all over her and try to feed from her. (BBC)

It’s kittens! So all together now: Awww!

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‘Man marries bitch’. What’s unusual about that you ask? This bitch is a dog. Seriously, an actual canine:
An Indian man has “married” a female dog, hoping the move will help atone for stoning two other dogs to death.
P Selvakumar, 33, said he had been cursed since the killings, suffering paralysis and a loss of hearing…
Superstitious people in rural India sometimes organise weddings to animals in the hope of warding off curses. (BBC)

An adaption on the ‘man bites dog’ storyline… and a step or so stranger than dog shoots man. But, seriously, why would someone marry an animal? It’s not like it can result in a fruitful relationship, or even consummation - let alone kids!

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The cat taxi:
A cat is baffling his owner by wandering off at night before expecting to be collected by car every morning at exactly the same time and place.
Sgt Podge, a Norwegian Forest Cat, disappears from his owner’s home in Talbot Woods, Bournemouth, every night.
The next morning, the 12-year-old cat can always be found in exactly the same place, on a pavement about one and a half miles (2.4km) away. (BBC)

Just… why?

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“Dog bites man” isn’t news. “Man bites dog” is. But where does dog shoots man fit in?
A man out hunting in Iowa was shot in the leg after a hunting dog stepped on his gun, authorities said.
The accident happened after James Harris, 37, put his gun on the ground to retrieve a fallen pheasant.
One of a pack of hunting dogs following behind stepped on the trigger, and up to 120 birdshot pellets hit Mr Harris in the left calf at short range. (BBC)

It seems that it is news, and “man shoots dog” probably wouldn’t be. “Man bites dog” would have been a more amusing story, though.

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Absolutely shocking
Six elephants have been electrocuted in the north-eastern Indian state of Meghalaya…
The Meghalaya wildlife department said that the elephants may have been looking for food, before stampeding into a line of pylons. (BBC)

Who’s for elephant burgers? [What does elephant taste like anyway? Chicken, probably.]