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Don’t mess with Eakring, Punk

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Via Tyger, on how people in Nottinghamshire handle the cold war with the next village. The minutes of the Eakring Annual Parish Council meeting made it onto the BBC Radio 4’s comedy show, The News Quiz :

Any Other Business

 

1. Tree cutting on Back Lane was discussed. The following things arose from this:

a) It would be a good idea to suggest to the landowner the planting of some replacement trees.

b) Parish Councillors are advised to report things to the Clerk for onward transmission to the relevant authority rather than contact parishioners direct.

c) Parish Councillors and parishioners need refreshing on what constitutes a ‘tree’ and what is permitted work. Clerk to write to Mr Catchpole for a definition.

d) Clerk to report the tree cutting to Mr Catchpole at NSDC.

2. The issue of the ancient drains in the village was raised.
3. A parishioner has raised the question of the PC’s use of the Eakring Echo and its sponsorship.
4. Another parishioner wished to know if the problems with the telephone directories have been solved yet.
5. Mr Neale said a parishioner had drawn his attention to overhanging foliage on the pavement on Main Street between Wellow Road junction and the Old School. Clerk to contact Highways Dept.
6. The missile launcher parked at a property on Kirklington Road has caused comments from a number of parishioners about unauthorised access of a vehicle to a property and causing damage to the road surface. Clerk to contact Highways Dept.

You’ve been warned.

Monty Python TV

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Thank God It’s Friday!

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Bedroom Habits: Graph Of The Day

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Or maybe the other way around…

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Sleeping with dogs

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sleeping-dog-bedWhat does Lord Tebbit mean by this comment?

If you sleep with dogs, you will get fleas.

Is his meaning:

  1. Osborne secretly sleeps with canines;
  2. Osborne has fleas;
  3. Tebbit has slept with a dog and has caught its fleas, and is passing on the warning;
  4. Tebbit wants to get his name in the papers and be recognised again.

Answers on a postcard…

Because I Haven’t Posted One In A While:

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The Help Desk

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Sometimes I so want to do this.

The Ladybird Book of the Policeman

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The rest of the book can be read here.

The Problem With Logic

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Ring Ring, Ring Ring!

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