Ten Reasons Why Michael Ancram Should Be Taken Outside And Shot
September 4th, 2007 by ThunderDragon
On 18 Doughty Street tonight, Iain Dale is re-launching Vox Politix tonight at 10pm with a “new look”. One of the new segments is Top Ten, where they are looking for our suggestions. Tonight’s Top Ten will be:
“Top ten reasons Michael Ancram should be taken outside and shot”.
Deliberately inflammatory and excessively OTT, so I’ll do the same. It should bring up some fun suggestions…
Here are a few of mine:
1. Aren’t dinosaurs supposed to be extinct?2. “Green” stuff is high priority nowadays, right? Let’s reduce the methane production by cutting out the bullshit he’s producing.
3. Well, you can’t cure stupid…
4. He needs to be put out of his misery.
5. Why waste a bullet? Rope can be re-used.
6. Why not?
And I’m out of ideas at the moment. Please feel free to suggest some in the comments!
I wrote a post on the issue that caused this question here.
